Where's my oranges??!?!!!!
pendrive: Tuan, in you stomach larh....idiot....-.-
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It was raining cats and dogs today.
Tennis ball,golf ball and ping pong ball met at KFC.
They started to order some food since they were extremely hungry.
Finally, they order some baby lunch set.
Bsketball came.
basketball:Wtf are you guys doing huh?
Eating shit, babies lunch set??
Still young huh.
LOL!
tennis,golf,ping pong:(lol...it just some foods...we are still humans!)
Mysterious guy:what are they doing?-.-
Balls???!!
Eating!!!??
omg...*faint*
basketball: Good job guys.
The guy has fainted.
Here's your rewards.
A piece of cake.^^
tennis,golf,ping pong: LOL! A piece of cake??!
to all audience.. this is not a joke.
thanks~
| Thursday, October 7, 2010 |
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RPG Game Quotes
1. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
2. When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
3. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
6. The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.
7. Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
8. Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
9. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
10. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
11. I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
12. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
13. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
14. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.
15. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
16. I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
17. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
18. Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
19. Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.
20. Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
21. People will believe anything if you whisper it.
22. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
23. When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost, or because he cares no more for the game, the virtue passes out of him.
24. When all else fails. Follow instructions.
25. It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.
26. The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
27. Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
28. What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?
29. A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
30. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.
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Why is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. xD
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Riding icycle alone ain't bored~<3
Who created bicycle?:
Baron Karl Drais von Sauerbronn - Early Bicycles
The German Baron Karl Drais von Sauerbronn invented the "Laufmaschine" or "Running Machine", a type of pre-bicycle. The steerable Laufmaschine was made entirely of wood and had no pedals; a rider would push his/her feet against the ground to make the machine go forward. Sauerbronn's bicycle was first exhibited in Paris on April 6, 1818. The celerifere was another similar early bicycle precursor invented in 1790 by Frenchmen, Comte Mede de Sivrac, however, it had no steering.
| Wednesday, September 15, 2010 |
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-P3 characters quotes-
Mitsuru: You'll fall by my hand!
Akihiko: ...You think it's the other way around, huh? I guess you're right...I was too obsessed with power... Ever since I lost Miki, that's all I've cared about... I thought that if I was strong enough, I could protect anyone... But, I was wrong... And now, you're gone too...I'm such an idiot.
Ryoji: I see... So I was confined within him! And I led him to my twelve missing pieces without realising it! And then... Ugh! I remember! I remember everything! It all makes sense now! Who... and what I am.
Mitsuru: I remember... Yes... With my father's death, I lost my purpose in life.
Mitsuru: I owe it all to my invaluable friends... and we have promised to never lose hope, no matter what tomorrow may bring!
Akihiko: In battle, there's always a chance of dying... I knew that! But... I was so focused on fighting that I didn't notice anything else! It didn't matter how tough I was! Look what happened!
Akihiko: Say something, will ya...? Why are you always like that? You're so stubborn. Put yourself in my shoes for a change...
Akihiko: ...You think it's the other way around, huh? I guess you're right...I was too obsessed with
Takaya: I have something much greater to accomplish... And since you have no means of destroying the Dark Hour, I will let you be... for now.
Chidori: Knowing that scared me... because I had never really thought about dying... And it made me realize that I wouldn't be with you anymore...
Chidori: When I'm with you, Junpei, I fear everything... I fear loss... I fear death... I fear that my time with you will end... That's why I...
Chidori: What I fear most isn't death. What I fear most is... attachment. Once I become attacked to something, I fear that I will lose it. That's why we only live for the moment... But you... you brought me pain... Pain that I didn't want... Pain that I never asked for...
Junpei: It doesn't make any sense! I mean, I know I'm not that smart, and I've done a lot of stupid stuff... But, we shouldn't be fighting like this!
Aigis: The sole purpose of my existence is to destroy shadows. For that reason, I was given a personality and a persona.
Aigis: Even so your strength was far greater than I anticipated. The only possible alternative was to seal you away. And as circumstance would have it, a suitable vessel was availiable. A human child standing nearby... so I did what was neccassary.
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-P3 Quotes-
Nyx Avatar: The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yes, the arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Attaining one's dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Only courage in face doubt can lead one to the answer.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. It is indeed a precious gift to understand the forces that guide oneself.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. One of life's greatest blessings is the freedom to pursue one's goal.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. To find the one true path, one must seek guidance amidst uncertainty.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. It requires great courage to look and oneself honestly and forge one's own path.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Alongside time exists fate, the bearer of cruelty.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal.
Nyx Avatar: The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Y-e-t, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are, Death awaits you.
Nyx Avatar: The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Celebrate life's grandeur... its brilliance... its magnificence...
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Keisuke plays violin very well...
But his dad don't let him play...
He's a great violinist/doctor =D
Stradivarius Wiki: The name Stradivarius is associated with violins built by members of the Stradivari family, particularly Antonio Stradivari. According to their reputation, the quality of their sound has defied attempts to explain or reproduce, though this belief is controversial. The name "Stradivarius" has also become a superlative often associated with excellence. To be called "the Stradivari" of any field is to be deemed the finest there is.
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Cute right?
Swan Wiki: Swans, genus Cygnus, are birds of the family Anatidae, which also includes geese and ducks. Swans are grouped with the closely related geese in the subfamily Anserinae where they form the tribe Cygnini. Sometimes, they are considered a distinct subfamily, Cygninae. There are six to seven species of swan in the genus Cygnus; in addition there is another species known as a swan, the Coscoroba Swan, although this species is no longer considered related to the true swans.
Swans usually mate for life, though 'divorce' does sometimes occur, particularly following nesting failure. The number of eggs in each clutch ranges from three to eight.
| Tuesday, September 14, 2010 |
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My mum playing with the dead jellyfish...
Rest in peace, fishie =)
Jellyfish Wiki: Jellyfish (also known as jellies or sea jellies or medusozoa) are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. Jellyfish have several different morphologies that represent several different cnidarian classes including the Scyphozoa (over 200 species), Staurozoa (about 50 species), Cubozoa (about 20 species), and Hydrozoa (about 1000–1500 species that make jellyfish and many more that do not).[1][2] The jellyfish in these groups are also called, respectively, scyphomedusae, stauromedusae, cubomedusae, and hydromedusae. All jellyfish are embodied in the Medusozoa subphylum. Medusa is another word for jellyfish, and as such is used to refer specifically to the adult stage of the life cycle.
Jellyfish are found in every ocean, from the surface to the deep sea. Some hydrozoan jellyfish, or hydromedusae, are also found in fresh water; freshwater species are less than an inch (25 mm) in diameter, are colorless and do not sting. Many of the best-known jellyfish, such as Aurelia, are scyphomedusae. These are the large, often colorful, jellyfish that are common in coastal zones worldwide.
In its broadest sense, the term jellyfish also generally refers to members of the phylum Ctenophora. Although not closely related to cnidarian jellyfish, ctenophores are also free-swimming planktonic carnivores, are generally transparent or translucent, and exist in shallow to deep portions of all the world's oceans.
Lion's Mane Jellyfish are the largest known jellyfish, and arguably the longest animal in the world.
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Christmas tree!!!!
with alotttt alotttt of present at the bottom T^T
Christmas tree Wiki: The Christmas tree is a decorated evergreen coniferous tree, real or artificial, and a tradition associated with the celebration of Christmas, or originally Yule. The Christmas tree is often brought into a home, but can also be used in the open, and can be decorated with Christmas lights (originally candles), ornaments, garlands and tinsel during the days around Christmas. An angel or star is often placed at the top of the tree, representing the host of angels or the Star of Bethlehem from the Nativity. The tradition of decorating an evergreen tree at Christmas started in Germany in the 16th century.
Santa Rocks xD
